(58 quotes found)
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
Yogi Berra
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
Groucho Marx
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.”
Joseph Smith
“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
Homer Simpson
“If you're a meth addict you either throw in the towel and go into treatment, or you scramble to find some other way to get it.”
Curt Smith
“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.”
Chevy Chase
“I moved everybody out of the way and asked them to find me a white towel,”
Cheryl Brown
“I will do everything in my power to help our team win, including waving a towel on game days.”
Chad Pennington
“We are at a low. But I wouldn't say it's a low where we are tossing in the towel and giving up and saying there's nothing else we can do. It's not like that. It's a low like where the next day can't come quick enough.”
Bobby Jones
