(56 quotes found)
“Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube.”
William Arthur Ward
“Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube. There are some things one would rather have done than do.”
Edward Abbey
“UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.”
Dave Barry
“You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.”
H. R. Haldeman
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!”
“I'm not very good at relaxing. Reading's the main thing. On the bus, on the tube, on the loo. Literally all the time. I mean, I don't think there's a moment of the day when I wouldn't be if I was left alone.”
Samuel West
“If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn't buy it.”
Nicole Kidman
“Fortunately, my husband is an Anglophile. He even loves public transport and travelling on the Tube. I always go by bus; you can be up high and see the world.”
Helen Mirren
“I look for hot chicks in tube tops. You know, you people-watch a lot. You talk to your crew to look busy. You look at people's cars.”
Dale Earnhardt Jr
“When the Earth's last picture is painted and the tubes are twisted and dried.”
Rudyard Kipling
