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“I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"”
Stephen Wright
“If things do not turn out as we wish, we should wish for them as they turn out.”
Aristotle
“You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.”
Johnny Depp
“When the light turns green, you go.When the light turns red, you stop.But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?”
Shel Silverstein
“Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV”
Dan Castellaneta
“True Civilization does not lie in gas, nor in steam, nor in turn-tables. It lies in the reduction of the traces of original sin.”
Charles Baudelaire
“Nature in darkness groans and men are bound to sullen contemplation in the night: restless they turn on beds of sorrow; in their inmost brain feeling the crushing wheels, they rise, they write the bitter words of stern philosophy and knead the bread of knowledge with tears and groans.”
William Blake
“A silent look of affection and regard when all other eyes are turned coldly away--the consciousness that we possess the sympathy and affection of one being when all others have deserted us--is a hold, a stay, a comfort, in the deepest affliction, which no wealth could purchase, or power bestow.”
Charles Dickens
“Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.”
Yasmine Bleeth
“You and I can turn and lookat the silent river and wait. We knowthe current is there, hidden; and thereare comings and goings from miles awaythat hold the stillness exactly before us.What the river says, that is what I say.”
William Stafford
