(137 quotes found)
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Mark Twain
“The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it”
“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“When in doubt, tell the truth.”
“I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force”
“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”
“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop”
“Spirit has fifty times the strength and staying-power of brawn and muscle”
“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often”
