(25 quotes found)
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“It helps me with my math. You count by twos and stuff.”
Heather Davis
“All maxims have their antagonist maxims; proverbs should be sold in pairs, a single one being but a half truth”
William Mathews
“Oh, look what you gave me. Five twos. How do you feel about that?”
Ronnene Harris
“I see a lot of similarities between the ones and twos and between the threes and fours.”
Bruce Pearl
“We just want ballplayers. I don't get caught up in positions. I think Steve is strong enough to guard twos and quick enough to guard ones.”
Larry Brown
“I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love”
Robert Tizon
“Everybody knows that if you come to Two Brothers on your birthday, you get the fishbowl.”
Barry Friedman
“There's one room in every marriage that forces the question, How long do we want it to be just the two of us?”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“Now we have two anniversaries, and we celebrate them both.”
Catalin Alupoaicei