(14 quotes found)
“Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!”
Ogden Nash
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
“I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.”
Clarence B. Kelland
“When a reporter sits down at the typewriter, he's nobody's friend.”
Theodore H. White
“Don't expect the typewriter to ever completely disappear.”
Hal Fair
“He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.”
T. E. Kalem
“I then go miserably enough to the typewriter and I edit with tiny little pen scribbles until you can't read it anymore. And then, I put it into a word processor.”
Campbell Geeslin
“Every morning I take out my bankbook, stare at it, shudder-and turn quickly to my typewriter.”
Sydney J. Harris
“There's nothing to writing. All you do it sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.”
Walter Wellesley Smith
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
Ernest Hemingway
