(24 quotes found)
“If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.”
Rain Bojangles
“I'm making love until the universe tells me I'm too old.. Grey pumpum hairs and all”
nerissa irving
“Everything about this show just feels like a vagina miracle to me. This may be one of the only times that a theater production has really been able to serve a social movement to this degree, particularly economically.”
Eve Ensler
“I want to sew up the vagina's of the women that sleep with celebrities and photographers for fame”
“Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.”
“I got to scream 'vagina' at the top of my lungs.”
Kathy Najimy
“Treat your vagina like its weave or a perm,, Dodge those evil rain drops .”
“Vagina tightness test: Try to put your whole hand in your vagina. if it fits with no force.. you need a new vagina”
“Vagina Therapy= Cleaning and exercising (tightening) the vagina; Exploring the G-Spot and the Deep-spot; Trimming”
“The Vagina Monologues is beautifully written and I'm delighted to be following in the footsteps of magnificent actresses like Annie Potts, Gina Gershon, Audra McDonald and Claire Danes. In addition, working for the brilliant director Joe Mantello is an opportunity not to be missed.”
Donna Hanover