(209 quotes found)
“I would like to wish y'all a happy valentines but of late, am allergic to things i don't understand...”
Phillip Buyondo
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.”
Ogden Nash
“Never sign a Valentine with your own name.”
Charles Dickens
“Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.”
Christopher Plummer
“It's a St Valentine's Day box of chocolates, one that I am going to enjoy and I hope that when I unwrap it it has got a soft centre.”
Iain Dowie
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
Jay Leno
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
Robert Orben
“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
“I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.”
Ben Hecht
