(174 quotes found)
“Love that is not madness is not love.”
Pedro Calderon de la Barca
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
Jay Leno
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
Robert Orben
“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
“It's a St Valentine's Day box of chocolates, one that I am going to enjoy and I hope that when I unwrap it it has got a soft centre.”
Iain Dowie
“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.”
Sophocles
“We like to do something different down here but being St Valentine's Day and being in Gretna we had to do something special. I'll hand out roses to the first 200 women through the turnstiles, but I'll have to be careful because my wife will probably expect the same thing when I get home.”
Brooks Mileson
“We're not worried, though. People are just starting to get into the Valentine's Day spirit. Pretty soon the line in here will be out the door.”
Diane Rullan
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