(149 quotes found)
“Fish and visitors smell in three days.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International, a cramped and dingy labyrinth, the message is: Just Try to Find Our Baggage Claim Area!”
Dave Barry
“The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.”
Fred Allen
“Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.”
Christopher Morley
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ''I want to see the manager.''”
William S. Burroughs
“Tip to out-of-town visitors: If you buy something here in New York and want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address”
David Letterman
“You're my first British visitor,”
Oprah Winfrey
“PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Our operation of the Welcome Center and improvements to other buildings should bring additional visitors and vibrancy to downtown Wickenburg.”
Jeffrey Davis
“Fish and visitors stink after three days.”
