(15 quotes found)
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
John Lennon
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
Jane Siberry
“ she said. ''I'm working as an actor, not as a waitress. I have a job I love, and we're doing really interesting things on the show.”
Callie Thorne
“My mainstay was working in a private hotel as a waitress, washer upper and occasionally a cook.”
Sandra Smith
“I've been a waitress since I was 15 years old. I started at what used to the Dutch Kitchen at the corner of West Grand Avenue and Fourth Street.”
Jackie Spafford
“So what am I supposed to do when my 110-pound waitress tells a 450-pound Paul Bunyan not to light up and he does it anyway? Am I supposed to arrest the guy?”
Frank Watkins
“The waitresses are the best I've seen anywhere. They joke and talk with you.”
Robert Meltesen
“A few of them have cried. We do this for a lot of waitresses. We talk to them and learn that it's their first child.”
Jim Houdek
“I paid my bill and I went up to the room and got a telephone call from the waitress. They're all pretty cheap guys to stiff a waitress.”
Pat Riley
