(238 quotes found)
“I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.”
Bette Davis
“You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again”
Joan Rivers
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.”
Kelly Clarkson
“Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine”
Whoopi Goldberg
“It opens the lungs, washes the countenance, exercises the eyes, and softens down the temper; so cry away.”
Charles Dickens
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.”
Norman Thomas
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.”
Alex Tan
“A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash”
Puzant Kevork Thomajan
“But he washed me ashoreand he took my pearland left an empty shell of me.”
Fiona Apple
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