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“Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.”
W. C. Fields
“What then is there left for me to do? Not count the weeks, the days and the hours which will bring me again into her sweet company. . . .”
William Booth
“We should realize that the average family in America spends five minutes a week on politics.”
Celinda Lake
“I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...”
Stephen Wright
“What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but a season - and a season is a long time.”
Chuck Tanner
“It took hundreds of years for these woods to grow, and they leveled it in a week. It's gone. After they build new houses here, they'll have to widen the roads and put up gas stations, and pretty soon the whole area will just be a big strip. Eventually there won't be a nice spot left anywhere. I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”
Bill Watterson
“You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from your best, but that's all you've got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.”
Walter Hagen
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”
Dan Salomon
“I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.”
Jackie Gleason
“My plan of instruction is extremely simple and limited. They learn, on week-days, such coarse works as may fit them for servants. I allow of no writing for the poor. My object is not to make fanatics, but to train up the lower classes in habits of industry and piety.”
Hannah More
