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“At the end of about a week, I called back and said, "I need something to compare this to. Could I please have a microsecond?"”
Grace Murray Hopper
“I called her last week, and I was like, 'Do you wanna hang out?' And her sister hung up the phone on me! I don't like having enemies ... and there's the saying, keep your friends close but your enemies closer.”
Lindsay Lohan
“It matters not what goal you seek - Its secret here reposes: You've got to dig from week to week - To get Results or Roses”
Edgar Guest
“The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.”
Will Smith
“I have been sick, really sick, on flights in the last few weeks. And, I have been amazed by the kindness of strangers. There is, indeed, something about vulnerability that helps us to connect with people — even when we're holding one of those little bags from the seat pocket of an airplane.”
Jan Denise
“It's great for the first two weeks.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Army life was rough. Would you believe it, they actually wanted me to pitch three times a week.”
Whitey Ford
“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”
Totie Fields
“It is not best that we use our morals week days; it gets them out of repair for Sundays”
Mark Twain
“The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.”
Yakov Smirnoff
