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“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
John Shirley
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
Calvin & Hobbes
“There aren't enough days in the weekend.”
Rod Schmidt
“why wait for the weekend to have fun?”
Loesje
“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
Diana Jordan
“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.”
Jay Leno
