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“It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.”
Mae West
“Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.”
“How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?”
“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.”
Conan O'Brien
“He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.”
W. H. Auden
“If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.”
Jack Handy
“The best way to behave is to misbehave.”
“There was England. And then there was the United States. If the pacifist betrayers of the West had not been so powerful in the 1930s and Western governments had confronted Hitler early, 70 million lives would have been saved. Americans would do well to remember this now.”
David Horowitz
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“If you want to go east, don't go west”
Ramakrishna
