(794 quotes found)
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag”
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
Woody Allen
“There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.”
Clare Boothe Luce
“Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters”
Czech Proverb
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle”
Charles Baudelaire
“A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches”
Benjamin Franklin