(808 quotes found)
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag”
“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
Woody Allen
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle”
Charles Baudelaire
“There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.”
Clare Boothe Luce
“There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.”
Charles Dudley Warner
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
Dan Castellaneta
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