(854 quotes found)
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag”
“Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters”
Czech Proverb
“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
Woody Allen
“My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Groucho Marx
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
