(854 quotes found)
“There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.”
Charles Dudley Warner
“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”
Voltaire
“An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.”
Sacha Guitry
“What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!”
William Blake
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
Homer Simpson
“Smoke, rain, and a scolding wife, are three bad things in a house”
Proverb
“[Former President Jimmy Carter released a statement which said that he and his wife, Rosalyn, were] saddened ... her great humanitarian work, her tireless and selfless devotion to others, her sense of mercy and humility, were beacons of light in this world. Our best homage to her can be to seek and cultivate the goodness within ourselves and others.”
Mother Teresa
“I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife.”
The Princess Bride
“If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday”
Benjamin Franklin
“The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife.”
David Ogilvy
