(668 quotes found)
“Sometimes you're the window; Sometimes you're the bug.”
Mark Knopfler
“the accompanying window sign proclaims, ''does not mean cheap talk.”
Blues Brothers
“I hear like you see -- like that hummingbird outside that window for instance.”
Ray Charles
“In making theories, always keep a window open so that you can throw one out if necessary”
Bela Schick
“Don't throw stones at your neighbours, if your own windows are glass.”
Benjamin Franklin
“It is easy to frighten a bull from the window”
Italian Proverb
“Serve up in a clean dish, and throw the whole out of the window as fast as possible.”
Edward Lear
“I was walking down the street at 3am, and I passed a dry cleaner. The sign in the window said -"Sorry, We're Closed". You don't have to be sorry. It's 3am. And you're a dry cleaners. Its not like I was gonna come back at 10 and say "Hey man, I was here at 3 and you guys were closed... somebody owes me an apology."”
Mitch Hedberg
“The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!”
Henny Youngman
“That end of the room is trashed. The windows are gone. The entire end of the room is taped off for safety reasons. It's obliterated.”
Jon Zook
