(551 quotes found)
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.”
“A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power”
George Meredith
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”
“I like men who have a future and women who have a past”
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
