(295 quotes found)
“Love is like a faucet (it turns off and on).”
Billie Holiday
“If Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking on creation, I would not have recommended Humans”
J. Ronald
“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.”
Mark Twain
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
Agatha Christie
“Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.”
Don Herold
“When the world tells me i'm immature, I tell the world i'm just enjoying life, and the simple things it has to offer.”
John D. Vu
“It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help”
“The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.”
Christian Nestell Bovee
“He was a smart guy who wrote witty, situational comedies.”
Bob Foster
“There are two sorts of romantics: those who love, and those who love the adventure of loving”
Lesley Blanch