(293 quotes found)
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
“What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.”
Ovid
“Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Marilyn Monroe
“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough”
Groucho Marx
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
Ogden Nash
“No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.”
Harold Macmillan
“A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife”
Thomas Fuller
“Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
