(293 quotes found)
“All married women are not wives”
Japanese Proverb
“If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.”
Thomas Fuller
“The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
Lee Trevino
“Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.”
Henny Youngman
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
Billy Sunday
“King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And many, many wives; But when old age crept over them, With many, many qualms, King Solomon wrote the Proverbs And King David wrote the Psalms”
James Ball Naylor
“A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life”
Jim Samuels
“If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country”
Mel Brooks
“Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives”
Siegfried Sassoon
