(42 quotes found)
“If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.”
Salman Rushdie
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“(Woody) "What's up Mr Peterson?" (Norm) "My Nipples, It's 30 degrees outside..."”
Norm Peterson
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”
David Letterman
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“Every player would admire what he's done, just like every player would admire what Woody Hayes did at Ohio State, what coach Bowden did at Florida State, what Joe Paterno did at Penn State.”
Urban Meyer
“[TOUGH ON HIMSELF: Tampa native Woody Austin never has been one to cut himself a break. In fact, he can sometimes be his own worst enemy. And he said so recently when he was defending his Buick Championship title.] I've always said all along: I've got as much talent as anybody, ... I can hit any shot, but I've got a 2-cent brain. I don't have the mental (side of golf). I just wasn't given the mental ability to play this game as well as my physical part, and that's always held me back. But I'm not afraid to admit it. Some guys are afraid to admit it, but I'm not.”
Woody Austin
“I'm finding that people think it's a choice, for me to have Woody. He's my best buddy, I'm never lonely, and he really helps me.”
Dani Anderson
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