(68 quotes found)
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
Woody Allen
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.”
Salman Rushdie
“(Woody) "What's up Mr Peterson?" (Norm) "My Nipples, It's 30 degrees outside..."”
Norm Peterson
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.”
“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”
David Letterman
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”
