(623 quotes found)
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
W. C. Fields
“Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.”
Indian Proverb
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
Iggy Pop
“If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's back yard”
Jesse Owens
“As much use as a yard of pump water”
Proverb
“Years ago I had a 1-iron I could hit 260 yards through a doorway. Now I can hit it through the keyhole.”
Lee Trevino
“Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.”
Hans Christian Andersen
“Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard”
Paul McCartney
“[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!”
Homer Simpson
“The runner was clearly short by a couple of feet of the 48-yard-line. He had to reach the 48. Obviously, the first down was given very tightly. Therefore, when I saw the spot on the field, I knew the first down had not been reached.”
Bill Leavy
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