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“I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.”
Jimmy Fallon
“'I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower.'' ''Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!'”
Ken Kesey
“Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.”
Eric Cartman
“Yeah, you lose equipment, You lose the stage. You lose everything else. But the fact of the matter is everyone got out OK. That's all we cared about. Everything else can be replaced.”
Chad Michael Murray
“Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.”
Will & Grace
“Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.”
Bill Murray
“Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.”
Conan O'Brien
“Yeah, [we're] definitely tired,”
Pete Wentz
“Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad!”
James Hetfield
“Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.”
Ellen DeGeneres
