(17348 quotes found)
“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
Bill Vaughn
“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
Oprah Winfrey
“You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it”
Groucho Marx
“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”
“A year, ten years from now, I'll remember this; not why, only that we were here like this, together.”
Adrienne Rich
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
W. C. Fields
“In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out infriendship, never in want.”
Old Irish toast
“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
Abraham Lincoln
“The liar and the thief rejoice in their first year only.”
Greek proverb