(17339 quotes found)
“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
Oprah Winfrey
“Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse”
Will Rogers
“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”
Groucho Marx
“If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people”
Chinese Proverbs
“You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it”
“Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.”
Gerard Way
“Go at least once a year to a place you have never been before”
Dalai Lama
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
W. C. Fields
“You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can easily offend one in an hour.”
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