(771 quotes found)
“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.”
Conan O'Brien
“My yesterdays walk with me. They keep step, they are gray faces that peer over my shoulder.”
William G. Golding
“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“Par is whatever I say it is. I've got one hole that's a par 23 and yesterday I damn near birdied the sucker.”
Willie Nelson
“Yesterday American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, the Iraqis handed the British food back.”
“The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.”
William Lyon MacKenzie
“I try to be the same person I was yesterday.”
Colin Powell
“Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday”
Yiddish Proverb
“Learning and innovation go hand in hand. The arrogance of success is to think that what you did yesterday will be sufficient for tomorrow.”
William Pollard
“So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."”
Tommy Cooper
