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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”
Charles M. Schulz
“I'm not sure I'm adult yet.”
Johnny Depp
“So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.”
Winston Churchill
“To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.”
Lao Tzu
