(2177 quotes found)
“It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.”
Agatha Christie
“New York is definitely haunted. Old lovers, ex-boyfriends, anyone you have unresolved issues with you are bound to run into again and again until you resolve them.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"”
Henny Youngman
“Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer. [Carrie]”
Sex and the City
“In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .”
Bill Maher
“Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.”
David Letterman
“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”
Jay Leno
“Welcome to New York, now go the fuck home.”
Johnny Cash
“Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York.”
William Shakespeare
