“The James Bond movies are based off of the first few years of Chuck Norri's childhood.”
“Left, right, left, right, left, lef-ah fuck I tripped again…”
“I’m like Chuck Norris without the ass kicking.”
“It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!”
“Why do I use a sword? Because they don't need reloading.”
“I will gouge out your eye and punch you in the brain!”
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