“I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.”
Justine Vogt
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?”
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”
“If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.”
“I only hope to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am.”
“He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot”
“Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
“Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.”
“Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.”
