“Opposite day gets confusing when you use sarcasm.”
Josh Hufford
“Let's just keeping on flying until the world explodes!”
“It's hard to trace your pencil's shadow.”
“Stop signs in Spain aren't red... They're rojo.”
“What if you have amnesia, but you don't know about it because you forgot you had it.”
“If I could be any flavor of ice cream, I would be spinach so no one would eat me.”