“If something truly unimaginable can happen, it can only do it in the material reality. This is why this plane of reality will always be weirder than fiction.”
Jairo Fernández
“There are people saying Venezuela is a dictatorship country; the funny thing is that they say it on public media of all kind, on Venezuela's territory land, and they keep saying it for long time without getting arrested by any form of secret police, and even so there is people who believe they are saying the truth. The irony of this is so intense, it blows my mind.”
“I'm like a grain of sand on the tip of God's finger. I'll be there when he touches you with grace; and in the middle of his fist when he decide to crush you.”
“Baby, I love you more than life. I would live for you, I would kill for you. I would walk all the way to hell and back just to see you smile. But if you turn into a zombie, I swear I'll bloody shotgun your head off.”
“I am not emo, but a Blues man. That allows me to both sing my sorrow and still be awesomely badass.”
“Awesome is like the force. If you have it in you, you can not only sense it in others, but also use it to alter the reality surrounding you in incredible ways people would be amaze to witness.”
“The born point of all martial arts can be summarized in one simple principle: there is always going to be a bully neighbour, who just can't live in peace neither let you alone.”
“My perception of time has improved. Now when someone goes on and on explaining something stupid to me, it seems like a more precise eternity.”
“My comedy is like a golem, it obtains it's power from the truth.”
“A teenager is a being result of a mix of ignorance, arrogance and naiveness; who thinks is a grown up person.”
