Never Enough..
“Some people should come with a *brains not included* sticker”
Laurel Clive
“Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don't look down!”
“if Beer was water-and i was a duck- id swim to the bottom and never come up- but Beer's not water and i am not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up”
“If You don't remember doing it....it NEVER happened”
“I know that light travels faster than sound....and have concluded.. that's the reason some people seem brite until u hear them speak!!”
“If you can't see where your future is headed ... DRIVE FASTER !!! If you don't like where it's going ... RUN IT OVER , then throw it in the trunk !!!”
“Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..then lets try another size shoe!”
“"If You can't handle me at my worst..You sure as hell, don't deserve me at my best..”
“We can LOVE someone and just be happy about it even if we know that it cannot last forever. It is not about owning someone,,it is not about owning a relationship,,it is just about being happy because you know you have loved someone.”
“I didn't invent Sin, I'm just trying to perfect it.”