“You can achieve absolutely anything in life - if you Google it.”
Joseph Williams
“I once told my friend "Do what you are afraid to do." He responded by jumping off his house. This proves that there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. So think next time you try to be a hero, you may end up being a fool.”
“Live fast and die middle-aged. Dying young is pointless and dying old means years in an old folks home, and no-one wants that.”
“The way I see it, there are 6 emotions: Happy, sad, anrgy, confused, worried and horny.”
“To maintain peace is impossible, because there is always some idiot who comes along and punches you in the face.”