“Rule the world or destroy it, sound boring. I would rather explore it high and low.”
J C A Rowe
“I don't know about you girls but If I was one, I think funny men would be one of the greatest kind of guys to date, through depression and sadness, a daily amount of laughs is vital for tenacious happiness and love.”
“I don't believe taking your own life is wrong nor it's a lowest thing you can do for your own gain. If taking other people lives isn't worse than this, then who the hell who am I suppose to complain this to? Death? I certainly don't think he care about stealing.”
“Friend: You quite an oddball, where you from? Mars? Haha. James: I am actually, I assume you're from Venus?”
“Why is it that we humans don't have tails or fluffy ears like animals have? If I have a tail, I would never get bored.”
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
“Winter, you're a fucking ass. Should I not blame the planet itself from spinning direction away from the sun? Like Spring and forth, Autumn has become alike of the old friend I have missed. To me, leafless tree is a discrimination act from mother nature, when I am not sheltered from boisterous rain.”
“A fool and the wise get along very well.”
“To be a good wife is the one who always right, to be a good husband is the one who always make sacrifices.”