“The world is my oyster. How far it opens is completely up to me.”
Cynthia Queen Welshans
“If I were born a comedian, I would see the irony in life and die laughing.”
“Life is like a sailboat. You can guide it, but you can never get it to follow in a straight line.”
“A tea bag does not know its own strength until it lands in hot water.”
“What does life, writing and wrapping a skein of yarn into a ball have in common? Once you start, you can’t stop until the string reaches the end.”
