“Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...”
electrojit
“I hate Fucking smileys....:)”
“Software is not all about variables....”
“Freitag und Freizeit kommt nichts zusammen...”
“"Love" indeed is a complex entity - made up of real and imaginary part... and we don't realize it because "I" is missing in it...”
“I hate sarcasm and plagiarism but I like orgasms...”
“I don't want to be your last and only option - pick me if and only if I'm the best among all your options.”
“I can do "Facebook"... but I can't Face (any) Book.”
