“Here's a good reason to appreciate your CPA. You'll never hear Congress say, "The tax rates have fallen, and they can't get up!"”
Karen Lee
“It may be true "You can't take it with you." but if you are a creative bookkeeper...Uncle Sam won't get any either.”
“The only things certain in life are death, taxes and LUCY reruns.”
“When our country was young we fought against "taxation without representation." My empty wallet tells me its time to try "representation without taxation."”
“Personally, I think doing taxes is a big pain in the tushy, so I have them done at Preparation H & R Block.”
“We have a traditional marriage. . . My husband goes out and gets the bacon, and I stay home and burn it.”
“My entire relationship was defined at the perfume counter. I was buying Obsession for him and he was buying Poison for me.”
“I have the best of both worlds...I get his money...and his second wife has to live with him.”
“I'm a terrible cook, at our house dinner time is a chicken wing and a prayer.”
