“A woman knows she's aging, when she goes bra shopping, and leaves her tits two towns behind her.”
melissa szymanski
“Courage is in the eye of the beholder, and the spirit of the superior.”
“Laughter truly is the best medicine: great for the patient, but not so great for the doctor's bank account.”
“The only thing trivial in life is fear.”
“Forgive your adversaries with the graciousness of a true hero.”
“hope is the song the heart never forgets the words to.”
“Male menopause is male whining taken to an art form.”
“Love is the inner tool that keeps us all keen eyed and open to things we would never have seen before.”
“Goodness is in the eye of the beholder, and the heart of the believer.”
“Fear was the real rot in the apple Eve offered Adam; lust was an afterthought.”
