“Male menopause is male whining taken to an art form.”
“Sickness is a bitch, but death is the real whore.”
“Humor graces our spirit, and deadly, inappropriate seriousness makes us tiresome sourpusses.”
“Laughter truly is the best medicine: great for the patient, but not so great for the doctor's bank account.”
“A woman knows she's aging, when she goes bra shopping, and leaves her tits two towns behind her.”
“Laugh, and the world will join in; cry and whine, and that same world will tell you to shut the hell up!!!”
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