“It's not how long you live that matters, but how well.”
Ken Ndaru
“Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.”
“People make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.”
“People can be divided into four groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, those who wonder what happened, and those who brag that they're the ones that made it happen.”
“Genius lies in your ability to find solutions to problems you never thought you'd face, in a way that nobody ever thought you'd take.”
“Never argues with idiots. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you up there because they have more experience at being idiots.”
“We live in a society where pizza takes shorter time to reach your house compared to the police, fire brigade, or ambulance.”
“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.”
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.”