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“Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”
“Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.”
“Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.”
“If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.”
“Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.”
“Living in a vacuum sucks.”
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