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“Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.”
“If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.”
“If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.”
“Nobody cares if you're miserable so you might as well be happy.”
“The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.”
“Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.”
“Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.”
“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”
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