Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American voice actor, actor and comedian, best known for providing the voice of Homer Simpson and other characters on the FOX animated series The Simpsons.
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“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.”
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
“I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.”
“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
“Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family”
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
“The strong must protect the Sweet.”
“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen”
“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
“If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!”
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