Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American voice actor, actor and comedian, best known for providing the voice of Homer Simpson and other characters on the FOX animated series The Simpsons.
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“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.”
“I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.”
“All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”
“Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?”
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
“Homer no function beer well without.”
“God bless those pagans.”
“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
“Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?”
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